Fat Americans Rule in Fat America
I’ve agonized over this site, believe me, truly agonized. The idea for the Fat Americans site came from a buddy returning from Afghanistan and commenting on how many fat people there are here.
He’d never thought of it before, but sitting in fox holes and defusing bombs for a year makes you think (my buddy is in EOD – the ‘real’ Hurt Locker).
Coming off the plane, his first thought back in the US of A was simply, “Shit, how come there are so many fat people?!?”
Why the rest of the world worries about America being a Superpower and ruling the world is beyond me. I mean, all China has to do is keep feeding bamboo shoots and rice balls to it’s current crop of kids, and let the Yanks kill theirs by the time they are 30 with diabetes, cardiac issues and God knows what else.
Here is one piece of advice Fat America – quit the sea food diet, as in you see food you eat it! Being #1 in everything is just not cool!